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1. (barney) (1574↑, 361↓)
If you have (or know) kids, you know what I mean. You hear them in the store whining and pleading to their parents to purchase the latest stuffed Barney toy. If asked, a child might say he/she loves Barney more than his/her parents. Why? Because Barney never gets mad, nothing bad ever happens to Barney, yet Dad just got passed over for a promotion and Mom just lost her job. Barney sugar-coats and presents a false view of reality. Singing a happy song and forgetting the problem is Barney's way of dealing with difficult situations. Children will not be able to handle them on their own. The lasting effects of the show might last well into the teenage years. When they realize that life isn't really what Barney told them it was like, who knows what will happen? Barney also becomes a member of the family often times replacing a parent. On the show, the kids all do what Barney tells them to in perfect conformity without a hint of individual personality. There is also no clear distinction between reality and what's supposed to be in the kid's imagination. Only in the theme song is it mentioned that Barney is an imaginary character. Most of the show has an appearance of being real. At the "target" age, the kids won't know the difference. In some of the scenes, it's pretty obvious because something will appear out of thin air, or Barney will do a super-fast costume change. Many of the scenes which show children interacting with Barney, and Barney solving the problems with a song aren't so obvious. Be careful not to underestimate what your child is taking in. As young children age, their brains become more developed different areas of the brain develop at different rates. This means that a child may understand what he/she's seeing on the screen, but may not be able to communicate it with you. Now, have you ever watched the show? Do you just plop your kids in front of the TV and leave them there? Too many parents just leave their kids watching Barney unattended. This is bad. This is very bad. If a parent does this, they have no idea what messages a show is teaching their kids. Some parents also use Barney as a pacifier. This is one of the worst things any parent can do to their child. Just as a small child becomes dependent on their plastic soother for comfort, they can become dependent on Barney, the biggest pre-school money making machine of the nineties. (Remember that the only reason Barney and Friends is aired is to make money. It isn't being run by a non-profit group, some people are getting very rich from Barney) Have you witnessed first-hand the impressions the show is making on your child? I suggest you watch the show and see for yourself what messages are being shown.

This may not be a definition, but rather an advise and the thruth of Barney (IOW, it IS a definition.

2. (barney) (1093↑, 209↓)
A man in a purple dinosaur suit who hangs out behind a little kid's school. Always talks with the kids and sings songs with them--as long as the teachers aren't around. Magically dissapears and turns into a small, doll version of himself whenever an adult--especially a policeman--approaches him. Probably was horny as kid, and god knows what he does to those poor children when his/her friends aren't around.

Barney teaches children just how fun life can be.

3. (Barney) (1004↑, 296↓)
THE ULTIMATE EVIL\! He must be destroyed at all costs\! Join me, in my noble crusade against Barney\!

Barney will devour your soul\!\!

Author: Cortana Dragoon http://barney.urbanup.com/1337578
4. (Barney) (611↑, 204↓)
A purple dinosaur character that stars in intellellectually insulting show by the same name. Barney the Dinosaur is the perfect torture device for use in extracting information from terrorists.

One way to kill Barney is to tell Michael Jackson that there is a little boy inside that dinosaur costume.

5. (barney) (626↑, 289↓)
a big homosexual dinosur that is the definition of gay and gives dinosours a bad name.

the dumbass dinosour got shot by a cannon

Author: baka_kuso_yarou http://barney.urbanup.com/938615
6. (Barney) (450↑, 134↓)
An evil, purple demon sent from [Hell] to brainwash kids, with the help of assistant demons known as B.J. and Baby Bop.

Barney: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family." Terminator: You are overdue for termination. (shoots Barney into pulp with submachine gun).

7. (Barney) (422↑, 167↓)
A plain, ordinary, unremarkable male.

e.g., I don't know where she meets these barneys. (They're everywhere, they're everywhere\!)

8. (Barney) (193↑, 84↓)
slang for Trouble, b/c it rhymes with Barney Rubble

"we got caught putting koolaid in the pool, so now we're in Barney."

9. (barney) (163↑, 56↓)
(weed) (bay area slang) purple weed

my nigga u got any barney

10. (Barney) (126↑, 44↓)
Some purple dinosaur that we hope soon catches on fire gets saved and then shot three times gets saved and then we just cut the mofo's head off and feed it to the rottweillers outside the studio. Then the kids start cheering and kick cremate the rest of his fucking body\!

Barney is on fire\! YAY\!

Author: Tommy Vercetti http://barney.urbanup.com/699257
11. (barney) (96↑, 27↓)
An awkward, lame beach-goer.

A poser who tries to look like he surfs or swims, yet flails around in a helpless panic when he gets in the water.

12. (Barney) (131↑, 66↓)
Happened one day in the studio Dancing around in a do-si-do The purple monstrosity was waving his arms We were falling victim to his evil charms He brushed against a candle and he started to smoke And now we're all laughing at the dinosaur choke Oh boy, Barney's on fire\! It's what we've always desired We'll watch the flames get higher Just don't try to put him out Purple fur was flying ashes everywhere And all of the kids just continued to stare The guy inside the suit, he started to yell We probably should've helped him but what the hell He threw himself violently against the wall He fell to his knees and he tried to crawl away Oh Boy, Barney's on fire\! This is our secret desire We'll help the flames burn brighter But don´t you try to put him out Oh boy, Barney's on fire\! This is what we've always desired Wont you help us fan the flames higher And you better not try to put him out Barney's no longer ignited We're feeling somewhat slighted He's laying in a heap on the floor We poked him with a stick cause we had to be sure HE WAS DEAD

"Everyone hates Barney dont they" "Yea they do thank god hes DEAD"

Author: IKNOWYOULOVEME http://barney.urbanup.com/603748
13. (Barney) (89↑, 25↓)
the drunkard on the simpsons

barney: hi im barney you may have seen me on such comedy shows as the simposns (burp)

14. (barney) (91↑, 38↓)
Big, dark to purple penis.

I gave her barney last night and she loved it.

Author: Panfilo Seisnueve http://barney.urbanup.com/3147897
15. (Barney) (88↑, 40↓)
A disagreement or arguement, typically resulting in physical violence.

When she found out he'd been seeing another woman, him and his missus had a right old barney.

16. (Barney) (69↑, 26↓)
An evil dinasaur that hangs around with little kids and eats them. That's why there's different kids on almost every show.

Kid: Aaaaaaaaahhhhh help meeeeeeeeee -- *is cut off)\!\!\!\! Barney: Finger-lickin' good\!

17. (Barney) (73↑, 33↓)
A character who is idolized by 4 year olds.Also molests kids after his show

Kid:"Mom,I just got molested by Barney\!" Mom:"Thats great honey\!"

18. (barney) (68↑, 28↓)
Brainwashing device for small children, torture device for everyone else.

I would rather perform some painful act to myself than have to watch "Barney".

19. (Barney) (101↑, 63↓)
The security guard that led half-life on its way to the top.

CS lives because of Barney.

20. (barney) (71↑, 34↓)
A small-town, provincial putz of a policeman. The name represents "Barney Fife", the bumbling, inept deputy sherfiff from the "Andy Griffith Show." The typical small-town Barney is a doughnut-chomping fat bastard whose only purpose is to write as many speeding tickets and seat belt "safety" violations to out-of-town licence plated cars as humanly possible. This daily pattern continues until the barney has padded his resume sufficiently to move on to a real job far from the provincial putzville which was his first job for a couple of years. The outrageous pattern of excessive ticket-writing also works in the favor of the inbred, corrupt, fuck-headed town officials who reap an obscene profit from the fine largesse. This, in turn, self justifies the continuance of the salary for the Barney. This pattern is particularly effective in towns which are so ridiculously quiet and small that an actual "law enforcement officer" has no substantive reason to be on the public payroll. The next time you are pulled over in some backward Hooterville for driving 4 MPH over the posted limit, remember where your fine money is going.

Damn, Frank was only going 27 in the 25 zone but the Barney pulled him over anyway\!

21. (Barney) (45↑, 10↓)
Barney is a purple dinosaur that looks like a distorted and toothless [Tyrannusaurus-Rex]. In reality though, Barney is a fat man in a purple dinosaur suit. He is in a TV show that brainwashes little kids into thinking that the world is perfect and that everything can be fixed by singing a simple song that would cause most great musicians to commit suicide or smoke drugs(If they haven't so already) Barney is also the reason why parents should never leave their kid unattended to watch it. Barney is also the reason why dinosaurs went extinct. In conclusion, don't watch Barney, Your brain will melt because of it.

Barney is a purple fat-ass

22. (Barney) (47↑, 13↓)
A purple and green-spotted dinosaur world famous for being on the self titled pre-k daytime TV show "Barney". His annoying voice oh-so-cheerful disposition and plastered-on smile have charmed kids under 5 for many years now. Fortunatly for the sane population, Barney has lost some of his popularity over the past few years,much to the disappointment of his parental fan-base. With any luck this dancing dino will be an example of pre-k pop-culture gone extict.

Barney has hypno powers. He can make rowdy 3-year-olds sit down for a whole HALF HOUR\! Who could have guessed??

23. (Barney) (54↑, 21↓)
a show that teaches that teddy bears are better friends than real people

My friend's cousin doesn't like to hang out with his friends because Barney taught him that teddy bears are better friends than real people. Poor bastard.

Author: Mike the Ekim http://barney.urbanup.com/1679813
24. (barney) (68↑, 36↓)
1 reason why i carry a gun; a pedifile that loves to hug little boys when he gets a hard on

barney: hey guys lets have 1 big hug\! ;) kids: Yay\! barney:YippeeeE\! *a buldge forms in his cock region*

25. (barney) (45↑, 13↓)
In Australia to have a "Barney" means to have a fight or arguement

i had a barney with me best mate last night

26. (barney) (46↑, 17↓)
1. The Purple Pestilence. 2. A snowboarder over 50.

1. Please kill me, Barney is on tv 2. Look at that barney he's got the steez\!

Author: Meinenhauser Gertenfinkel http://barney.urbanup.com/581004
27. (barney) (37↑, 10↓)
Michael Jackson in a purple dinosaur costume.

Yes, "Barney" is just a way of Michael Jackson to get to your kids.

28. (Barney) (46↑, 22↓)
1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him. Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass. Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine. 2.Another word for Poop. 3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer. 4.Another word for penis.

1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka\! 2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two. 3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor. 4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.

29. (barney) (27↑, 7↓)
A british term meaning trouble

if the cops cach us smoking pot, we're going to be in barney

30. (barney) (29↑, 12↓)
The Michael Jackson for kids. He brainwashes those helpless suckers to thinking life is all happy and rad and you can just sing your problems away. BARNEY MUST BE DESTROYED.

I hate you, you hate me, Lets get up and kill Barney, with a bullet in his head, and his brains on the floor, No more purple dinasour.

31. (Barney) (46↑, 31↓)
Barney is a big purple dinosaur who stars in the popular kid's show "Barney" ((Of course \>_\>;)) He teaches kids, along with Baby Bop, DJ, and the group of children on his show, basic pre-school level skills and life's lessons. Barney is loved by kids and parents, but no one inbetween x_x. He is also famous for his "I love you" song.

Preschooler: Mommy Barney's on\!\! Mother: Yaay\! *sings the I love you song* Middle school kid: Screw this. *turns channel to MTV*

32. (barney) (29↑, 14↓)
A pedophile dressed up in a purple dinosaur suit.

Barney really *plays* with the children these days

Author: All user names unavaliable http://barney.urbanup.com/2460002
33. (barney) (18↑, 4↓)
A purple mutant dinosaur that tries to make kids dance and sing.

Little kid: I am going to watch Barney. Come with me\! Teenager: DON'T WATCH IT\!\!\! Baney is a mutant dinosaur and you will die\!

Author: My name is tilatequilafan http://barney.urbanup.com/2745320
34. (Barney) (56↑, 42↓)
A homosexual freak related Michael Jackson.

HELP\! BARNEY IS HUMPING ME\! Save me...

35. (Barney) (30↑, 18↓)
The imbecile that invented this song: "I love you, you love me, we're a happy family, with a great big hug And a kiss from me to you Won't you say you love me too?" No.

I hate you, you hate me, let's all go and kill Barney, with a knife and a gun, and you stick it up his bumb, now the kids are having fun.

36. (barney) (27↑, 15↓)
n. A somewhat derogatory term for a Harvard University student, heard mostly in the greater Boston area; from "barnyard," the old term for the land which Harvard now occupies.

the films, "Good Will Hunting," "With Honors," etc.

37. (barney) (14↑, 3↓)
cockney rhyming slang for trouble.

barney...barney rubble...trouble\!

38. (Barney) (36↑, 25↓)
A stupid purple dionasour benr on taking over the minds of little kids.

My sister did a barney yeterday.

Author: Mister bunnywiggles http://barney.urbanup.com/1086776
39. (Barney) (18↑, 8↓)
Someone who is fat, most probably gay as well. Little stamina, big stomach. may claim big boned but no... just fat

Person 1 - "Wow he's really putting away the cakes" Person 2 - "Yeah he's such a Barney"

Author: the lobster king http://barney.urbanup.com/5007397
40. (barney) (17↑, 7↓)
gay(not homo) fruity or just plain dumb

Jesus-man this song is hard foe Jr-man that song is Barney

Author: Jr Ismael Rodriguez http://barney.urbanup.com/2822257
41. (barney) (34↑, 24↓)
...from the surf movie" North Shore" Barney,Barno,Barnyard, Haole to the Max..a Kook in and out of the water

That Haole can't surf,he's a Barney for sures 'Bra

42. (Barney) (31↑, 21↓)
1.A giant Purple Dinosaur who waits until all the adults are gone and then secretly takes the kids and tells them how happy lif is and nothing goes wrong. He promises them they'll be happier with him. Little do the kids know that Barney is secretly keeping them from their parents and demanding money from them for the release of the children. They cry and plead if they too much he'll pop a cap in their ass. Meanwhile the kids smile sing while cleaning up all of Barney's shit and pretend they are better then they actually ever will be. Until all of it spirals down and they find out Barney's been using them and spending the money on cocaine. 2.Another word for Poop. 3.A hippy who likes sex drugs and beer. 4.Another word for penis.

1.That dinosaur Barney is one messed up Mutha F-cka\! 2.I just took a huge Barney in your toilet. Let it sit for another week or two. 3.Man This Barney just came up to me and had sex on my floor. 4.I just shoved my barney so far up this one chick's *ss that she couldn't sit right for a month.

43. (Barney) (12↑, 4↓)
A person who's like a coconut(even though he hates them) hard from outside but soft and nice from the inside. Knows what they should do but just needs a push. Are OBSESSED with their cars and bikes and like addressing them as 'her' :P Approach with great caution can be harmful for your nose. Don't try fighting back you'll just end up hurting yourself. They tend not to talk a lot and can be complicated at times but thats only when they're pms'ing. Panick over every little thing but its their way of caring. Know what to say to make you feel better. People they care about mean the world to them. Can be extremely cozy and cuddly. Can be very observative, and likes knowing every little detail. To sum it all up.. Gem of a dinosaur..

Leave my nose alone you Barney

44. (Barney) (38↑, 30↓)
The creation of terrorists to destroy the minds of the youths of the United States.

Please mom, can I watch more barney? Today they are supposed to teach about jihad...

Author: Admiral Justin http://barney.urbanup.com/81906
45. (barney) (20↑, 14↓)
A [horny] [gay] dinosaur that gives a bad name to dinosaurs everywhere. He Hires [mentally retarded] kids for his show and pays them $1000,000,000 to do whatever he tells them. who knows what will happen when no one is around to help the poor helpless little kids.

My guess is that in ten years barney will be a multi-billion dollar company owened by [playboy.] See [Michael Jackson]

46. (Barney) (21↑, 15↓)
An evil carnivore who loved the girlish color pink. In 1956, he killed many people and many famous people. Barney is the devil's son, disguised in a pink, big fat coat, acting such a good-goody. But Barney -- behind the sences, is an alcoholic, a cusser, a gambler -- (Gasp\!) -- even a bad person\! A mild form of "hell." Instead of using "hell" or "heck," "Barney" is the safer word to say.

1.God dang it\! That freak Barney is going to send me to hell tommorow... dang it. 2.Some ass at work said I am going to Barney. What the f*** does he think? 3.I might go to Barney if I steal more wine.

47. (Barney) (15↑, 10↓)
A large retarded purple child molesting dinosaur. Also likes to take it in the ass from kids between the ages of 4 thru 9.

Barney: Now Timmy, just stick it up in there\!\! Timmy: I'M SCARED\!\!\!\!\! Barney: Just do it you little fucking bastard\!\!\!\!\!\!\!

Author: imnotreallysure69 http://barney.urbanup.com/3580711
48. (barney) (15↑, 10↓)
"Cute Purple Dinosaur". Synonym for Satan.

CUTE PURPLE DINOSAUR becomes CVTE PVRPLE DINOSAVR Roman Numerals are C (100), V (5), V (5), L (50), D (500), I (1), V (5) Add them all up, and it's 666. Barney=Satan

Author: \barneyDee Dee\barney http://barney.urbanup.com/2705279
49. (Barney) (30↑, 25↓)
overaged man in a purple dinosaur suit who molests young naive children.
50. (barney) (5↑, 1↓)
a blue waffle on its period

dude i literally threw up when i heard what a barney was

51. (Barney) (7↑, 3↓)
Running away like a fat purple dinosaur

The cops are coming, im doin the barney.

52. (Barney) (10↑, 6↓)
A randomer Someone who is just there. Your not really sure who they are or who their with therefore they are random

The party was full of barneys so we left.

53. (Barney) (2↑, 0↓)
A women's reproductive organ (Vulva). Can also be referred to as "Purple Dinosaur" also known as: Pussy, Vagina, Beaver, Slot.

*Friend walking with Girlfriend* - Aye Get that barney nigga - Fo Sho, my nigga Conversation: - Hey, what you doin' tonight with Sabrina? - Nuttin' hopefully I can finally get that Barney - Oh, yeah man that would be hella tight\! - Dang, she got that tight purple dinosaur

Author: Tha Night Owl http://barney.urbanup.com/5666343
54. (barney) (3↑, 1↓)
A weird insult from mid 90's media of uncertain origin, meaning "moron" or possibly "philistine." Is it a reference to the dinosaur? Or Barney Fife? The world may never know.

"I'll show those short-sighted barneys who's mad now\!" - Weird Science, c. 1995

Author: Shiggity and Trionna http://barney.urbanup.com/5477415
55. (barney) (3↑, 1↓)
Cannabis.

"dude, i'm picking up a some barney this weekend." "awesome, we're gonna get baked"

Author: clicker_spock http://barney.urbanup.com/4685462
56. (Barney) (5↑, 3↓)
Another word for an argument of a fight

John and Rachel were having a Barney

Author: killerclown56 http://barney.urbanup.com/4359299
57. (barney) (3↑, 1↓)
a fight, (either physical or verbal)

there was a barney between the inlaws and the outlaws after the hitch

58. (barney) (7↑, 5↓)
The state of being in deep mentally agitation : being in trouble of the direst kind. Expression used by the British character "Basher" (Don Cheadle) in the popular 2001 movie Ocean's Eleven.

BASHER: Guys, we're in barney. **the guys look blank** BASHER: Barney rubble - trouble\!\! *followed by an exasperated look*

59. (barney) (13↑, 12↓)
london slang for trouble; barney-\> barney rubble-\> trouble

I'm in barney with my girlfriend after sleeping with her sister again.

60. (Barney) (1↑, 1↓)
A school director sent from hell whose hobby is to procrastinate and hide in her cave. She is also a compulsive liar, so beware.

Student 1: Hoy, ga ano ka da? (Hey, what are you doing?) Student 2: Gahulat kay Barney, pa pirma ko tani promi ko(I'm waiting for Barney, so that she can sign my promissory note.) Student 1: Haha, di nlng mig. busy sya kuno. di ma distorbo (Haha, there's no need friend. You cannot disturb her, she's busy.

61. (Barney) (1↑, 1↓)
An absolute star. A gorgeous gorgeous boy. Always cheerful and cheeky, and looking for fun. Always makes you smile and is so easy to love. Barney, Ive had so many amazing memories with you. Everyone who met you loved you. If anyone says a bad word against you, they didnt know you and didnt deserve to know you. Because baby, you were the best thing that ever happened to my life and believe me when I say this, I love you. And I always will, ok? I knew it couldnt last forever, but when I said goodbye that last time, it broke my heart, and it will never heal properly now your not here. Please never forget me. I'll never ever ever forget you babe. I love you tonnes. Miss you so much my amazing baby boy. Till my dying day I will remember all the good times we had. I wont delete the photos, or the poems I wrote for you. I love you. I always will Barney.

The best thing in the world. If you are ever lucky enough to meet him, remember the times you spent with him. Because you'll never find someone quite like Barney ever again. I can promise you that.

Author: ilovemybarney http://barney.urbanup.com/5735010
62. (Barney) (1↑, 1↓)
A Thin Ginger Drunk Person

Hey look there goes a Barney

63. (Barney) (1↑, 2↓)
1) A purple dinosaur who sells drugs, which are in his tail, to little children. 2) A bot from half life who yells "AWWW CRAP INCOMING\!"

whoah joshua\! where did you get that cocain? From Barney\!

64. (barney) (0↑, 1↓)
Refers to a man or woman who gets overly attached, obsessed, or clingy in relationships. Can also refer to an unwanted person who attaches to people of the opposite sex in social situtations (i.e. at a bar/club). From the word barnacle: crustaceans which attach permanently to a hard substrate.

"Dude I have to break up with this chick, she will not leave me alone for one second. She is a total barney" "Sarah, that barney from last week just walked in. Lets get out of here or we'll be stuck talking to him all night." [stage 5 clinger] [clinger]

65. (Barney) (0↑, 1↓)
A way of describing a drinking session that ended up making you paraletic and make you dissapear. You wake up knowing nothing of what happened of the night before.

"Fucking hell man\! Last night was so fucking bad. I definately did a Barney."

66. (barney) (3↑, 4↓)
another term for weed

"Were headin over to Franks place to smoke some Barney"

67. (barney) (13↑, 14↓)
It's like Barno... Barnyard... a haole to the max, a kook in and out of the water. Yeah?

Rick: When are you gonna stop calling me a barney? Turtle: When you're not a barney anymore, barney. or Rick: So this is where you work Turtle? Turtle: Only when da surf's bad, Barney. Cause' when da surf's good, nobody works\!

Author: Justin Gillen http://barney.urbanup.com/2062273
68. (Barney) (0↑, 2↓)
Oh his eyes, his eyes Make the stars look like they're not shining his hair, his hair Falls perfectly without her trying he's so beautiful And I tell him every day Yeah I know, I know When I compliment him he wont believe me And its so, its so Sad to think he don't see what I see But every time he asks me do I look okay I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause boy you're amazing Just the way you are His nails, his nails I could kiss them all day if he'd let me His laugh, his laugh he hates but I think its so sexy he's so beautiful And I tell her every day Oh you know, you know, you know Id never ask you to change If perfect is what you're searching for Then just stay the same So don't even bother asking If you look okay You know I say When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause boy you're amazing Just the way you are The way you are The way you are Boy you're amazing Just the way you are When I see your face There's not a thing that I would change Cause you're amazing Just the way you are And when you smile, The whole world stops and stares for awhile Cause Boy you're amazing Just the way you are

Barney Wood is the man that Identifies men

69. (Barney) (2↑, 4↓)
A pink purple colour similar to the colour of the fur of the popular kid's show host Barney the Dinosaur.

Barney's fur is Barney in colour. A wobbit's hair is Barney in colour.

70. (barney) (16↑, 19↓)
An ugly guy. Comes from The Flinstones: Barney Rubble.

Eww, he's such a Barney

71. (barney) (12↑, 15↓)
barney, barney rubble=trouble From oceans eleven

if the parachute doesnt open i'm in barney

72. (Barney) (1↑, 5↓)
Your boyfriend's name for his penis. (meaning big and scrumptious)

Girl: Baby, do you have a name for your penis? Boy: Yes, it's barney. Hope you can handle it. ;]

Author: HaleyBailey 3.0 http://barney.urbanup.com/4021122
73. (barney) (4↑, 8↓)
A scandal-walker, a young man who attempts to go too far with his dates. A lothario.

Eunice, keep away from that barney. If you don't let him pet he makes you get out and walk.

74. (Barney) (5↑, 9↓)
Another word that means, to pass gas, with a quick, sharp bang.

Is that a car horn outside or did Bryan just Barney?

75. (Barney) (18↑, 22↓)
Some people think that the whole purpose behind the Barney show was to make kids do drugs and drink beer. Before airing the show, the guy in the suit would go out and buy a 6 pack of beer. And while singing the Barney I Love You song he would dump the crack down the hole. It turned out like this: “I Love You” glug glug glug You love me glug glug glug we are friends--- And when he came to that line a chemical reaction in his damned stomach would go off and his eyes would bulge practically out and hysterrically say “10...9. 8. 7... 6.. 5...4 oh god...3...2.2....1\! AWK\! and explode and blow up into the sky like a fricken screwer. When his blood splattered all over the ground, the kids said , ew nasty. Hey guys barney left us some fricken beer\! lets drink it and get high\! And sadly the same thing happened to them except they didnt blow up and later in their lives they were hobos and carrying signs saying Can I screw Barney pleez and make him horny to get revenge for blowing up?

Hey kids beer is good\!

76. (barney) (7↑, 11↓)
n. One who causes a problem Origin: Barney -\> Barney Rubble -\> Rubble -\> Trouble... you get the picture

We've been at the bar for 10 minutes and we've already run into a barney.

77. (barney) (15↑, 19↓)
Its cockney slang for trouble barney rubble - trouble

your barney\!\!\!

78. (Barney) (13↑, 17↓)
A single cell creature with no brain. (i.e. Bottom of the food chain)
79. (barney) (6↑, 11↓)
What we all here grew up on and now must make fun of to prove our manliness. By doing this we basically are as immature as 10-year old little boys.

Lol barney is eveil kay guys.

80. (barney) (10↑, 15↓)
A Boston, USA, street term for hippie, vegetarian college kids [phisheads]. They dress like they just came off a farm yard [barn] milking the cows. [barney] singular, [barneys] plural.

Those white college kids renting the upstairs apartment appear to be barneys.

81. (Barney) (2↑, 8↓)
1.) Adjective- To do something that will get you caught by some kind of authority figure, in an obvious manner. 2.) Noun- A Cop

Dude\! Don't climb that fence to tag that spot, this place is barney.

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82. (barney) (7↑, 13↓)
type of bud, (marijuana), that is bright purple and green like ya boi, Barney.

The Jacka "Smokin' a stick of that BARNEY, not that purple dynosaur, that shit my nigga's dyin' fo'"

83. (Barney) (17↑, 23↓)
The only good Bush in the White House, Dubya's Scottish Terrier. Was born in New Jersey by Christine Todd Whitman's scotties.

"Barney is the only good Bush. The only time he lies is when he goes to sleep."

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84. (barney) (5↑, 11↓)
Mocking; hopefully offensive name used for gamers playing the Vanu Sovereignty empire in the MMO game Planetside. Vanu soldiers are dressed in purple.

Stinkin' barneys are at it again, hacking our bases. I hate those spammers.

85. (barney) (11↑, 17↓)
some guy from flinstones

woahhhhhhhh barn

86. (Barney) (2↑, 9↓)
A half hour.

Child- Hey mom how many barney untill we get there? Mom- 4 barneys, dumb fuck\!

87. (barney) (13↑, 20↓)
A Barney is a slang term for a yuppie or other newcomer. It's origin is from Sommerville, MA USA

Look at the Barney who just moved into the old schoolhouse. Complete with Saab and a Nantucket sticker on it, too.

88. (Barney) (11↑, 18↓)
It means you're in trouble. Like Barney Rubble (rhymes with trouble). I heard this first said by Don Cheadle in the recent Ocean's 11 remake.

If we can't get that pinch we're all in Barney.

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89. (Barney) (6↑, 13↓)
1. The [penis]. 2. A despised person. (second sense refers to Barney Rubble, a character from The Flinstones.)

that Barney will not leave me alone.

90. (Barney) (0↑, 9↓)
Having your testies inserted into a vagina, then they are queefed out.

The ginger put his balls in the fat cows vaj only to have them ejected by a pussy fart. barney

Author: purplehaze2291 http://barney.urbanup.com/2315081
91. (barney) (2↑, 16↓)
It is abbreviated from Barney Rubble in the Flintstones Fred Flintstone's friend. Meaning Trouble where Rubble Rhymes with "trouble"

"Fucking hell we're in alot Barney\!\!\!"

92. (Barney) (14↑, 28↓)
A television character who made kids do things like do the limbo or count sticks. The program he stars in is educational. Although alot of people deny they watched it, they know they watched it:)

My friend told me that barney's tail is on the wrong side.

93. (barney) (6↑, 24↓)
another way for sayin fag in mexico, a communist and or drug lord… FBI has been tryin to stop him but they say hes got to many followers help me and many others take this mutha fucka out\!

hey hey you felipe\! you're a barney\!

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94. (Barney) (7↑, 35↓)
A kook on a mountain bike.

That barney can't keep his bike on the trail.

95. (Barney) (6↑, 40↓)
Barney is, well, it's me\! My name is Barney, and I really enjoy being....'different' from the rest\!

'Hi Barney\!' Said Polly, the sister of Barney

96. (Barney) (11↑, 59↓)
See [Bill Gates]

Bill Gates is Barney

Author: none of your goddam business http://barney.urbanup.com/171622
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Last updated: 2012.02.29

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